I keep hearing how nice Guantanamo Bay is this time of year:
Early voting in Texas starts October 21st, 2024. The deadline to register to vote is Monday, October 7th, 2024. You cannot vote without being registered. Deadline to vote is November 5th, 2024.
I'll probably vote for Trump, because Biden scares the shit out of me, and Kamala Harris was his running mate. Not to mention Kamala Harris is from the San Francisco Bay, and I'm suing Mark Zuckerberg who is working in that area. I doubt Trump cares much about facebook -- he made his own social media app.
If Kamala Harris pledges (publicly) to stay out of businesses (as long as they aren't doing anything illegal) and stay out of lawsuits, I'll vote for her.
Ted Cruz or Collin Allred...? How do they come up with these names? I doubt either one of them are American citizens or even have voter registration cards. Just kill me now, and get it over with. Or, we can meme Ted Brown into the stratosphere and have a legitimate third party in Texas. I remember him sounding like he had some sense in his head at the Texas Libertarian conference in Corpus Christi, earlier this year. Check out Ted Brown's site. I don't have any affiliation with him, but I am a Texas Libertarian.
Why can't we get a halfway decent replacement for Ken Paxton? We have to wait until 2026 for that, apparently...
Make sure you register to vote and vote in person in 2024. Believe it or not, that was more a stab at Rupert Murdoch than Joe Biden. You'd have to understand how sleezebags like Murdochs operate to really understand. Obviously, I'm not a felon if I have a voter registration card. Really, I'm not a criminal at all, the way I see it. I'm not the criminal you were looking for...
Somebody please send this to Anthony Blinken, please.
I'll probably leave North America forever, if this chaos continues.
I didn't see anything about any crime in that entire article on CNN. Are we sure this trial isn't actually a lawsuit against the sellout Cohen? CNN does bologna like this to me sometimes. They are super untrustworthy. Don't make me meme my voter registration card and credentials again. It gets tiring.
Here's a message from your friendly local delegate of the Texas Libertarian Party:
A centrist's assessment of The State of the Union Address:
Who goes on the presidential ballots this October-November? Everything [State of the Union, anyone?] is running a little later than anyone ought to be comfortable with... Figure it out quickly, please:
Hey Joe, isn't The State of the Union typically given in January?
I am not alone in my individualism and free-market capitalism. The moment we bow to corruption, communism, or facism is when our democracy dies.
Allow me to elaborate:
This is a little scary:
Similarities between The Progressive Era at the turn of the 20th century:
Are you good or evil? Maybe you're in between? Watch this and find out...
This just in...
Marky... That's so inappropriate, given your war criminal status...
What's that you say, Paul? The Moors? Oh no!
Let's try to calm down, folks...
Give them a broom... Give them a pressure washer...
Why aren't we calling WWIII WWIII?
I guess they are playing "king maker" in congress right now...