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Somebody please send this to Anthony Blinken, please.

I'll probably leave North America forever, if this chaos continues.





I didn't see anything about any crime in that entire article on CNN. Are we sure this trial isn't actually a lawsuit against the sellout Cohen? CNN does bologna like this to me sometimes. They are super untrustworthy. Don't make me meme my voter registration card and credentials again. It gets tiring.




A functional government would allow us all to have nice things again.




A democracy which embraces meritocracy is not only good for business, it's good for you.




You're liable to see me entering politics very soon -- I will see justice, one way or another.




Here's a message from your friendly local delegate of the Texas Libertarian Party:




A centrist's assessment of The State of the Union Address:




Who goes on the presidential ballots this October-November? Everything [State of the Union, anyone?] is running a little later than anyone ought to be comfortable with... Figure it out quickly, please:




Hey Joe, isn't The State of the Union typically given in January?




I am not alone in my individualism and free-market capitalism. The moment we bow to corruption, communism, or facism is when our democracy dies.

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Allow me to elaborate:




This is a little scary:




Similarities between The Progressive Era at the turn of the 20th century:





Are you good or evil? Maybe you're in between? Watch this and find out...





This just in...

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Marky... That's so inappropriate, given your war criminal status...

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What's that you say, Paul? The Moors? Oh no!

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Let's try to calm down, folks...





Give them a broom... Give them a pressure washer...



Why aren't we calling WWIII WWIII?




I guess they are playing "king maker" in congress right now...



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