Fun Fact: 77.7% of law school students in North America think everybody is a piece-of-shit-communist-for-a-living and are only going to law school to sue them all. Source: polling from polldaddy™
Sometime in 2026, Prometheus-Studios™ is going to premier a show entitled, "Uncle Donny™," about Donald Trump at twenty years old.
This just in: After analyzing the footage, J Peerless™ Was a Carpenter has at least 4 seasons planned.
If you are offended, I would like to point out that that was a general statement and not directed at anyone in particular.
Nobody knows why you're confused, but allow Nemo to elaborate... Gay people like "Elon Musk" blame their gayness on straight people, so they can actually work. The more prominent of a person they pin their gayboy behavior on, the better their career turns out. Gay people are actually that diabolical. Before you say, "takes one to know one," understand that they have been trying to patsy their gayboy lifestyle choices on me for a very long time -- that's how I know their game. I don't actually want anything to do with them.
This just in: Trey Parker and Matt Stone are rumored to be making an appearance on South Park to defend their honor...
This just in: Women need to work on their pickup lines, if they do not wish to be confused with hookers and scam artists. If they are hookers, indeed, then they need to work on their advertising campaigns.
Dear ladies, if a man isn't interested, get over it. Please allow him to date whom HE wants. Surely, there is a mutual match or several out there. Attraction is fickle. I get turned down ALL THE TIME. Also, I shoot women down all the time. Welcome to single life.
As you can see from "Cookin N Texas" TikTokers aren't my friends. I don't even know any of them. See how it turns out, when I invite TikTokers: