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A resurfacing of Zippo v. Zippo (1997) is altering the legal landscape from Tinseltown to Silicon Valley.
In other news, a resurfacing of moneyball.img has the CEO of Google terrified-for-a-living.
A prominent lawyer in the state of New York has publicly stated that "contract killings are still contracts in a court of law."
In other news, I filed an appeal to a higher court in my lawsuit against META, INC., and Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm bringing the good times back to America, folks. Go on and hit the swag tab and get you some shirts on Cyber Monday, 2024 (store relaunch currently under construction). I have sooooo many new products in the pipeline. Get some hard copy albums and swag in the meantime, and you'll have all the great products sooner, rather than later.
In other news, the price of orange juice concentrate is on the run.
Here's something I learned from working in finance years ago...
Here is a civilized way to fight back against communism, tyranny, and oligarchy.
I wound up getting a little more famous than I ever intended, so I have to take my story updates a little more seriously.
I think people think Facebook is a bigger part of the economy than it actually is. A handful of stocks whose companies you've never heard of are the problem, while the rest of the market is tanking for no reason whatsoever.
Don't try to outgame the market as a whole...You're too emotional.
Guess what time it is? It's time to shitcan the moonlighters.
*Sniff, sniff* What's that smell? Is that weakness?
Oh no, Meta... Where did all of these class action lawsuits come from?
I'll keep shorting Intuit, Inc., until it all comes crashing down.
Good grief! $800 for a glorified TV tray? I hope we don't have to start wheelbarrowing quarters to get a bunch of bananas pretty soon:
Update (10/1/24): It was funny, until it happened...
The market seems a little more uncertain than usual... What do you do with your money?
How long does it take to bring new technology to market? The answer is -- it depends:
Pretrial against Meta, Inc, et al:
1/19/24 -- Scandal at Blackrock!
Here's the 411 on SAN:
Full disclosure -- I hold a couple of different long positions on SAN, as of 1/3/23.
Short positions on Intuit, Inc and SRS/REK (short real estate ETFs)
edit 10/2/24: I couldn't believe all of the US Federal government ownership in SRS/REK. That's outrageous. Why are they shorting real estate in America? That makes no sense, whatsoever... I mean they were a major, major, institutional position.
Why I shorted Tesla:
You dug too deeply and too greedily on eyewitness-news.com:
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Here's something I learned from working in finance years ago...
Here is a civilized way to fight back against communism, tyranny, and oligarchy.
I wound up getting a little more famous than I ever intended, so I have to take my story updates a little more seriously.
I think people think Facebook is a bigger part of the economy than it actually is. A handful of stocks whose companies you've never heard of are the problem, while the rest of the market is tanking for no reason whatsoever.
Don't try to outgame the market as a whole...You're too emotional.
Guess what time it is? It's time to shitcan the moonlighters.
*Sniff, sniff* What's that smell? Is that weakness?
Oh no, Meta... Where did all of these class action lawsuits come from?
I'll keep shorting Intuit, Inc., until it all comes crashing down.
Good grief! $800 for a glorified TV tray? I hope we don't have to start wheelbarrowing quarters to get a bunch of bananas pretty soon:
The market seems a little more uncertain than usual... What do you do with your money?
How long does it take to bring new technology to market? The answer is -- it depends:
Pretrial against Meta, Inc, et al:
1/19/24 -- Scandal at Blackrock!
Here's the 411 on SAN:
Full disclosure -- I hold a couple of different long positions on SAN, as of 1/3/23.
Short positions on Intuit, Inc and SRS/REK (short real estate ETFs)
Why I shorted Tesla:
You dug too deeply and too greedily on eyewitness-news.com:
© Eyewitness News™, January 2023
All rights reserved...