Hopefully, my actions today have been enough to broker peace long enough to settle this ridiculous lawsuit, and people can get back to their everyday lives:
Here is a tentative final update on my daily summaries, assuming the media continues to cooperate. Then, I won't have to do their job for them anymore. :) I still update each tab and put a story on the homepage occasionally, though -- at least, until I get my settlement.
Public service announcement, regarding patrols in The Gulf of Mexico north of Corpus Christi, Texas. Hopefully, it's just a drill, folks. Gooooood morning, Vietnam...
Attention -- public service announcement about those electric heaters. Get an oil one instead. The fire hazard is real, if you have gas in your home.
Smile :)
Not to put words in your mouth pal, but just do everybody a favor and have a laugh about it...
I'm going to start doing the news in two minutes or less, every single day, until I get my settlement. I'm going to hit your bottom line in the media, until you start helping me with my lawsuit. I don't care about news broadcasting -- I care about suing Mark Zuckerberg. Unfortunately for you, I'm better at breaking the news than you are, and I WILL hit your bottom line -- I promise you, even if it takes years. :) Check back every day. Bookmark this site.
1/22/24
1/21/24
1/20/24
1/19/24
1/18/24
1/17/24; I skipped yesterday, so I've got a long one for you today (4:11)
